i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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