all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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