dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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