he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
either way he was missing a nipple.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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