can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize