I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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