just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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