The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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