I don't usually arrange sex via text message
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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