Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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