i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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