So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Randomize
