do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Randomize
