You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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