So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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