She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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