marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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