Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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