I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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