did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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