What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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