I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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