This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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