people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
she smelled like a LAN party
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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