official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
