return my video game
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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