have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
