Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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