it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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