i just google imaged poop.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Randomize