i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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