I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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