Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Randomize