if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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