barbara walters just said penis...
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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