Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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