you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Boobs are out for the taking
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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