Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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