im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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