She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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