What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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