these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
it's like iHOP with fire
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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