I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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