let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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