Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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