6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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