Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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