called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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