omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Operation Purity has been aborted
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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