I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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