I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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