i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Sorry about my life...
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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