Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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